Wednesday, July 05, 2006

"DROP YOUR NUT!"

Working at the scene of Puss' disappearance, investigators Fridayah & Saturda spotted a squirrel, with a nut in his mouth, crouching in the nearby bushes. When they tried to stop & question him, he swirled up to the tree frantically & stayed there, overlooking them with a suspicious frown. Investigator Fridayah was almost certain he was connected to Puss' disappearance & shouted loudly to him, "Drop your nut & freeze!", the squirrel didn't move a bit.

"You're under arrest." Investigator Fridayah continued to read him the Miranda rights, "You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can & will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney & to have an attorney present now & during any future questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney..."

Before he could finish, "YOU'RE NUTS." mumbled with the nut in his mouth, the squirrel jumped off the tree, vanished into the woods against the rays of the sun.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Interesting.